The Church of Numis.

Brandon

he worships the holy god of the moose, numis

9:32pmWayne

lol

9:33pmBrandon

all hail numis!!

9:33pmWayne

hail numis!

lets start a moose woshiping cult

that sounds awesome

9:34pmBrandon

we need an epic story

9:34pmWayne

its true

9:34pmBrandon

one that reveals the weakness yet loving nature of all beings

and highlights the power inherent in the great mosse antlers

9:35pmWayne

hahhaha exactly

9:35pmBrandon

in fact, we should rip off auras and transform them into metaphysical antlers that every person has

their size, shape, and strength, reflective of that persons connection to numis himself

9:36pmWayne

I feel them already

9:36pmBrandon

the doors of our temples will have to be very wide

9:36pmWayne

lol, to allow for your metaphysical anttlers

9:37pmBrandon

DUDE!

9:37pmWayne

the higher standing with the church you have, the bigger your antlers

9:37pmBrandon

think of the hats we could make!

9:37pmWayne

LOL

9:37pmBrandon

oh man were talking bells, tassels, the possibilities are endless!!

9:37pmWayne

and we could get a pet moose

I wonder if we spent years cross breading and doing selective breeding, if we could make a mini-moose

9:38pmBrandon

we could call it a miracle to galvanize our cause

9:39pmWayne

hahaha all religions need miracles!

9:39pmBrandon

noone would dare question its validity

9:39pmWayne

ours will be a small moose

9:39pmBrandon

with fucking huge antlers

9:39pmWayne

LOL

like so big it cant walk without help

its got little unicycles with stands to help him go

9:40pmBrandon

GENIUS!

9:40pmWayne

lol that would look so retarded

I love it

I think ill draw it

9:41pmBrandon

then go forth! bring to life the hope and dreams of a new following!

and pray to our lord and god, the great Numis for the inspiration to create his image!

9:46pmWayne

there you have it

perfection

9:46pmBrandon

as only the image of numis would be

i wish you had a scanner

9:47pmWayne

I just uploaded it son

check my page holmes!

9:47pmBrandon

LOL

photo taken in canada

oh excuse me'

canadia

9:47pmWayne

precisely

9:47pmBrandon

its....

BEAUTIFUL

almost to the point that my face melts off

9:48pmWayne

i know. i cried drawing it

9:48pmBrandon

those sprial eyes...they show the mysticism and wisdom within...

9:48pmWayne

lol

9:49pmBrandon

and sweet christ the unicycle holding up the antlers is fantastic

9:49pmWayne

i know. so lifelike

9:49pmBrandon

i seriously lol every time i look at it

9:49pmWayne

took me seconds. I couldn't bear to ever repeat the daunting task

9:50pmBrandon

nor should it ever be repeated

the moment of enlightening inspiration has culminated in this...

9:50pmWayne

lightning doesnt strike twice

9:51pmBrandon

you named our minimoose jennifer?

i like it.

9:52pmWayne

yup. thought it was classic moose

9:53pmBrandon

lol mighty jennifer's antlers

9:54pmWayne

lol im totally posting this on my blog

9:55pmBrandon

im totally declaring myself an apostle of numis.